White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.
Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.
Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.
Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica . No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!
Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking..
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only..
85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.
Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Floruba.
Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
Abortion clinics now available in every High School in United States ..
Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays..
Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
Average height of NBA players is now nine feet seven inches with only 3 illegitimate children.
New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2030..
IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent..
Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines.
Love these, but it's kind of scary to think a few of these could become a reality.
ReplyDeleteMason
Thoughts in Progress
haha! Very creative!
ReplyDeleteThose are great, CC! And it's scary how many might come true.
ReplyDeleteLOL!
ReplyDeleteI can see the fifth one happening in our generation - and that's disturbing.
Yikes - not exactly a warm and fuzzy future is it?? :)
ReplyDeleteThis was great. I found your blog through Alex Cavanaugh's blog. Funny.
ReplyDeleteGonna follow you now.
Mason- the scary thing is how soon some of them could become a reality.
ReplyDeleteAlli Allo- Thanks for stopping by. I haven't been blog visiting in a while but I am making a note to get back to yours because I always love your post.
Alex- It is scary. Sorry I didn't have time to do your movie meme. One of these days I will post my faves.
Diane- I believe you are right!
Jemi- not warm and fuzzy looking right now but maybe we'll get wiser and make our future better instead of worse. One can hope.
Powdered Toast Man- Thanks for stopping by, checking out the blog and becoming a follower!
These headlines are the greatest. I can so see the trends too.
ReplyDelete